Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Quick Update

The site has been updated to be mobile-friendly. I can't guarantee that individual posts will show pretty, but they will show. If you need to, you can still show the desktop version using a link at the bottom of the screen (only on mobile).

Mismanagement has been updated, along with removal of old pages that we no longer need. Next up will be Haberdashery.

—Masocream (Webmasturbator)

Postscript from the future: Methinks I may have a little bit failed at updating this stuff. Many apologies and down-downs will be accepted as punishment. I deserve it (insert faux sad face here).

Friday, January 16, 2015

West Virginia Interhash 2015!

THIS IS FOR A PAST EVENT, WANKERS!!! Details for the forthcuming West Virginia Interhash 2016 will be available soon!!

Details have finally been released for the much anticipated Third Anal West Virginia Interhash!


CUM ONE, CUM ALL TO THE 2015 WEST VIRGINIA INTERHASH!

The Mountainbeers are doing it up this year. We've rented out beautiful Abrams Campground & Retreat for our EXCLUSIVE use.

Beerlympics, a massive Slip'n'Slide, a Shooting Star Trail, Fool Moon Hash, swimmin' holes, and other shenanigans! On cool Spring nights, enjoy BabyBuns' mouthful o' chocoate lovin' by the bonfire whilst hashers serenade you and woo you with craft beer and food prepared by our very own professional chef. That's right, we have a fucking professional chef.

Indoor and outdoor camping options will be available!

Shower houses, indoor bathrooms, a deep fryer turned french press, a GIANT smoker, the list of amenities goes on.

Congratulations Wankers, this event is SOLD OUT!  If you have not registered and would like to be put on the wait list, please e-mail mountainbeersh3@gmail.com and let us know.

Early Bird:
Outdoor camping $65
(SOLD OUT)
Rustic cabin w/o electricity $75 (limited)
(SOLD OUT)
Rustic cabin w/electricity $80 (limited)
(SOLD OUT)
2 Bedroom Cottage with living area and small kitchen $85 (SOLD OUT)
Main lodge $90 (limited)
(SOLD OUT)

Rego site: http://www.mountainbeersh3.com/p/interhash-registration.html


More details to TBA